The Dragon’s Petition

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Me:  Hey Fluff. What’s with the sign?

Fluffy, the bearded dragon:  I’m protesting!  I’m stuck in this so-called habitat.

Me:  What’s wrong with your habitat?  You have 5 levels – 5 rooms – all to yourself.

Fluffy:  Have you looked at my floors?

Me:  Well yeah. Some of it’s woven beachmat – pretty cool stuff – and some sand, etcetera.

Fluffy:  Etcetera? I didn’t hear anything about tile.

Me:  Tile?

Fluffy:  Yeah, tile.  Like you have — tile floors I can’t get to on my own.

Me:  I get it, Fluff.  It’s mid-summer and you wanna cool your dogs…so to speak.

Fluffy:  Oh-my-gosh you’re quick!

Me:  Nobody likes a smart-ass Fluffy.

Fluffy:  Whatever.

Me:  Ok, chick.  Just don’t blow any fire on me and I’ll help you to the tile floor.

Fluffy:  Gee-but-whiz it’s all I ask of life!

Me:  So dramatic,  Fluffy!  Here ya go.  Fluffy’s free!

Fluffy:  But not cheap!  Take the sign will ya?  It’s heavy.

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About RobbieAnnLewis

To me, words are like garden plants -- if planted in the right places, well-weeded, lovingly coaxed and given light, they will feed mind and spirit. I live with my boyfriend -- a man who has his own way with words -- by a bay on the Texas Gulf Coast.
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